“We just tell them they’re going to die.” When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?”.What’s the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?.Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my brother.
Maybe a career as a tour information was not the suitable selection.